PAX East Attendees Showing Symptoms of Bubonic Plague
Seven people who attended Penny Arcade Expo East were admitted to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston today have been confirmed to have contracted the bubonic plague (aka "the black death").
"As a precaution, we implore anyone experiencing seizures, swollen groins, urinating or continuously vomiting blood should head to the doctor before finding their way to the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center," Penny Arcade's Robert Khoo said from his Twitter account. "We'll do what we can to avoid another PAX 2009-esque epidemic."
The Penny Arcade Expo floor staff ('Enforcers') will be out en masse during the Sunday portion of PAX donning traditional bubonic plague-treating attire and will assist attendees on location.